At 8:20 this morning, the impressively knowledgeable ultrasound technician had made her way down the body of the little person in Kelly's belly far enough to reveal a penis. It's safe to say that seeing a penis has never created this same reaction in me. The holy freaking crap, there it is AND HOLY FREAKING CRAP reaction! I was utterly entranced for the entire hour of the ultrasound. But it was like real life had stopped time. Nothing else in the world was going on other than what was on that screen. The little shapes and movements, light colors and dark colors, little toes and fingers and the most absurdly adorable tiny little foot. I'm in awe even now.
And the best part of all. Everything is there. And working. And moving. And functioning. Giant sigh of relief. Major fist pump. Euphoric yell. Sing it to the world. We're having a boy!!
This was a circuit topic last summer that you probably glossed over at the time, but I highly recommend this Atmosphere track "Something So" off their last album. I'm sure girls are great and sugar and spice and yada yada yada...but having a boy is pretty much the greatest thing in the world.
ReplyDeleteMaybe don't be driving when you listen.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqrp_cdRv4w